Creeps Me Out
You ever just find it weird when you talk to a group of friends and they all start to chat in the same manner? Like certain phrases you started out using seem to have spread from one person to another… and then finally back to you?? Its just odd and kinda creeps me out.
Anyways… beyond that kinda shit that wigs me, there are several other oddities in life that really creep me out. Besides from being the obvious things like snails with no shells, and old stale bananas that seem to have a life of their own I have 2 things that really trigger that ooohhh under the skin, tingling kinda feeling.
Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise just truthfully creeps me out. On a sandwich its so-so… but on its own… its like jiggly, funky, odd, eggy, gooooo. Ahhhhh, I can barely type it!!!! When my sister was little she used to eat mayo by the spoonful!!! No freggin’ joke. She loved it. Good thing her addiction has somewhat subsided, however I know she is still prone to eating a cheese and mayo sandwich from time to time. Perhaps my fear of mayo stemmed from this, I don’t know fully but it completely creeps me out. I think the biggest thing that perplexes me about mayo is that it is eggy, mushy, smelly, and reminds me of lard. I mean.. really WHY.. who.. perhaps I need to do some research to fully understand why mayonnaise came to be, but really.. was it like a bunch of egg yolks left out for too long mixed with a gelatin like substance and someone ate it and said.. “hey, this would be great on a turkey sandwich!” Uggggg…. just the thought truly wants to make me hurl… brb.
Little figurines. I was never a child who liked little tiny statuesque figurines. I did not collect glass unicorns or pretty pretty mini princess dolls, or any kind of miniture things period. One time I received a gift of a tiny, tiny glass mouse. It was very detailed and delicate. It was kinda sweet looking actually. However, a few months later I began having nightmares about this little figurines that grew big and then little again kinda coming alive (I remember dreams from way back when I was like 4, for real). Again… some childhood trauma perhaps… who knows. But for the life of me I CANNOT look at those little figurine types of things now. The more intriquite and delicate they are… the more they creep me out. Small buildings and stuff are ok, but NO people, animals, clowns, or anything creepy like that, just can’t do it.
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Friends Response If I Don’t Answer Immediately on IM
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X… says: ok then
X… says: ur probs either fighting with the kiddo, working on work work, or blogging
X… says: oh
X… says: wait
X… says: or drinking wine
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Yes.. it’s true… there are some people online that know me better than my own family! Oh god!!!!
Stupid Things My Mother Has Said To Me In The Past 24 Hours
- Does this phone have a redial? Ok.. which one is it?
-You have problems… you need help
-What is that noise, do you hear it, its like a honking… gosh its annoying. (10 min. later) Really do you still hear that honking?? Oh… I was sitting on the car keys panic button.
-Did you finish your work yet? (5 min. later) Did you finish your work yet? (5 min. later) Did you finish your work yet? (…you get the idea)
-Your father has problems… he needs help
-Is this how you turn the TV off… the big power button?
-Why isn’t she answering her phone, where is she, whats wrong, what is going on?
-What is this? Oh… I think I might have broken it.
-What do you MEAN you HAVEN’T mailed your taxes in?? You could go to jail or something.
-Your sister has problems… she needs help
-There is one inch of water in your son’s pool outside, he might trip, hit his head and drown in there… not good.
-The airport is like 40 miles away… it will take me 3 hours just to get there!
-Your son has problems… he needs help.
-Yip… I told you so.
-Someone keeps saying hi to me on your computer… do I know them?
-Your son is eating screws… should he be eating those?
-Do I have to dial a 1 to make a long distance phone call
Just a Few Bits of Randomness in My Brain
- Ice Cream is a dairy product therefore it can be eaten for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
- Learning lessons the hard way… sucks phat.
- Every day is a new day.
- Sometimes life pushes you in directions that you don’t understand and possibly don’t want to go, but you should follow along with a smile best you can ’cause you never know where it might lead you.
- Judging others forces you to be judged.
- ketchup and milk mixed together is really, really nasty.
- Sometimes the simplest things really make you the happiest.