Creeps Me Out
You ever just find it weird when you talk to a group of friends and they all start to chat in the same manner? Like certain phrases you started out using seem to have spread from one person to another… and then finally back to you?? Its just odd and kinda creeps me out.
Anyways… beyond that kinda shit that wigs me, there are several other oddities in life that really creep me out. Besides from being the obvious things like snails with no shells, and old stale bananas that seem to have a life of their own I have 2 things that really trigger that ooohhh under the skin, tingling kinda feeling.
Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise just truthfully creeps me out. On a sandwich its so-so… but on its own… its like jiggly, funky, odd, eggy, gooooo. Ahhhhh, I can barely type it!!!! When my sister was little she used to eat mayo by the spoonful!!! No freggin’ joke. She loved it. Good thing her addiction has somewhat subsided, however I know she is still prone to eating a cheese and mayo sandwich from time to time. Perhaps my fear of mayo stemmed from this, I don’t know fully but it completely creeps me out. I think the biggest thing that perplexes me about mayo is that it is eggy, mushy, smelly, and reminds me of lard. I mean.. really WHY.. who.. perhaps I need to do some research to fully understand why mayonnaise came to be, but really.. was it like a bunch of egg yolks left out for too long mixed with a gelatin like substance and someone ate it and said.. “hey, this would be great on a turkey sandwich!” Uggggg…. just the thought truly wants to make me hurl… brb.
Little figurines. I was never a child who liked little tiny statuesque figurines. I did not collect glass unicorns or pretty pretty mini princess dolls, or any kind of miniture things period. One time I received a gift of a tiny, tiny glass mouse. It was very detailed and delicate. It was kinda sweet looking actually. However, a few months later I began having nightmares about this little figurines that grew big and then little again kinda coming alive (I remember dreams from way back when I was like 4, for real). Again… some childhood trauma perhaps… who knows. But for the life of me I CANNOT look at those little figurine types of things now. The more intriquite and delicate they are… the more they creep me out. Small buildings and stuff are ok, but NO people, animals, clowns, or anything creepy like that, just can’t do it.
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if you go to Europe, don’t ever order frnech fries, they drown that crap in Mayonnaise, you can hardly find the fries.
The smell of Mayo alone can knock me out cold a whole day. It looks wrong in a jar, and the taste……………
@mike.. okie.. I will be sure not to order the fries. Thanks for the tip mista :)
@zoomer… you rock! Buddy after my own heart.
mayo is icky.
actually if you order in English, you might be aweight
I ordered in Dutch so I was fucked